MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Hot air balloon guy called and said that they're having the equipment recertified this week, and won't have it back by Sunday, so now we have to wait until NEXT Sunday (the 20th).

That's like someone telling you, on Christmas Eve, "Oh, sorry. Christmas is gonna be next week now."

I called The Boy at work to tell him, and he said, "Oh, that's cool. We'll go for a drive or something instead."

Drive schmrive.