BD took me out for lunch, so I would go to his mom's and fix her computer. It's so nice when people think I'm a genius, just because I know where to look for answers to simple questions. People sometimes just feel lost, because they don't know where to find answers to their questions. They find themselves absolutely paralyzed with fear, terrified of the little beige box on their desks. So sad, really.

She knows a hell of a lot for being 83 years old though. The fact that she even has a computer is downright staggering.